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Stuff I write when I’m travelling

Trips

  • Let’s leave the beach and head into the western heart of LA, 15 miles away.

    On the way we pass another city that’s separate the the City of Los Angeles – one you may have heard of…

    Very plush. The stars live in big houses far from the road, here and in the hills to the north and west.

    Now into LA.

    Can you see it yet?

    Note how grey it all is. Apparently May can be like this, misty in the morning and maybe sunny later on, like today.

    How about now?

    Yes, we’re in Hollywood. The studios have now moved out to other parts of LA, but this district still draws in the tourists as there are plenty of attractions here.

    It originally said “Hollywoodland” and was meant to advertise real estate during Los Angeles’s property boom in the early 20th century. The “land” bit eventually fell off and as the movie industry grew, the sign became its iconic symbol.

    Part of the long, winding Walk of Fame on Hollywood Blvd, recognising stars of the silver screen, music, comedy, radio, and TV, behind the camera as well as in front. You get one star for each genre you excelled in (Bob Hope has a few).

    Following the stars leads us rather neatly to the Dolby Theater, the new home for the Oscars ceremony. Let’s pop into the foyer.

    The displays nicely demonstrate Hollywood’s recognition of its long and storied heritage…

    …as well as it’s weakness for gratuitous bombast

    Well that’s enough movie stardust for me. Back on the bus, down Sunset Strip, past a rather strange ceremony outside a store in West Hollywood (which turned out to be for Stormy Daniels), and to the beach.

    Next up, a rather more chilled type of LA…

  • After three nights, it’s time to move on. I’d love to tell you more about what happened in Vegas, but you know what they say…

    So it’s onto the short flight to sprawling Los Angeles, the second biggest city in the nation, with 11 million people in the city and 18 million in the urban surrounds. We’ll be on the beach in the popular tourist destination of Santa Monica.

    A delightful and historic old pier that’s sometimes described here as the greatest entertainment pier in the world, by people who’ve never heard of Southend.

    We’ll see more of it later.

    I don’t want to get into explaining the complex of cities that make up this huge conurbation and how they all relate to each other – the sun’s out and I’d rather hit the beach. Just to say that Santa Monica is a city in its own right despite being surrounded by LA proper on three sides. It’s a relaxed, liberal, upscale town which prides itself on its commitment to environmentalism (they even have a facility to clean off the street runoff and reuse it).

    Santa Monica Blvd marks the end of Route 66, America’s most famous road – and is also the end of Sheryl Crow’s most famous chorus.

    Lovely. But there’s more to LA isn’t there?

  • Caesars Palace, synonymous with what we think of as Vegas – iconic boxing showdowns, Celine, mega-resort-casinos on the Strip.

    A stop on the new railroad out of LA at the turn of the 20th century, a gambling town that grew when thousands of single men moved down to build the nearby Hoover Dam in the 30s. And so did the Mob, who built and ran many of the new casinos and hotels in time for the Rat Pack era of the 50s.

    Over the 60s and the 70s the Mafia moved out and the big corporations moved in, and the Strip became the insane celebration of the completely-over-the-top that we have today.

    Vegas legends Siegfried and Roy.

    The local ice hockey team, the Golden Knights, were only created at the beginning of this current 2017-18 season.

    A couple of hours before this picture was taken, they reached the final of the sport’s most prestigious competition – the Stanley Cup.

    It’s as if Ibiza decided to put together a football team one year and they somehow got to the Champions League final. Incredible and bizarre, just like this city.

    We’ve seen Ancient Rome, Venice, Paris (I didn’t snap New York), and now here’s sunset over the Andalusian mega-resort

    Except that this isn’t a mega-casino…

    … and it’s midday, and we’re inside a shopping mall.

    This place.

    Bonkers.

  • The Piazza San Marco in Venice is one of the glories of Renaissance Italian architecture and design, and an immortal testament to the power of the Venetian Doges.

    The Campanile of St Mark’s Church dates back to the 12th Century.

    All these facts are true.

    But this isn’t Venice.

    And the Trevi fountain in Rome isn’t just across the road.

    And that thing over there isn’t the real Eiffel Tower.

    As the sign down the road says…

    Vegas baby, Vegas!

  • So, after two weeks, hundreds of miles and a few tasty local dishes, we come to the end of our quick spin through Thailand and Kuala Lumpur. It would have been nice to have seen more of Malaysia, maybe the historic sites of Melaka, Ipoh and Penang, but it wasn’t to be. KL was interesting but I don’t see there being much more here that would drag me back all that way. Thailand, crazy and over-the-top as it is, is a different story.

    After the walk through that urban rainforest, I spent the rest of the last day visiting a couple of Islamic sites in this majority Muslim nation.

    First I had to get there, and here’s a driverless train…

    …taking me to my drop-off point near the knackered old main train station. More later.

    Built in the 1960s, the National Mosque can hold up to 14000 worshippers and as its name suggests, it’s the spiritual focus for the Muslims of KL and beyond.

    There’s a rather austere beauty around the courtyard (which non-Muslims are allowed to visit outside prayer times), typical delicate abstract tracery in the tiling.

    Those clouds are going to roll into the most ghastly thunderstorm imaginable in the next few minutes…watch this space.

    The prayer hall is reserved for Muslims so here are a couple of looks at the interior from the barrier;

    Nice place.

    Just across the way is the famed Islamic Arts Museum, a collection of stunning manuscripts, textiles, paintings and architectural models from across the Muslim world.

    Opened in the late 1990s, the light, airy building itself is as much of an attraction as its exhibits. For example, they brought in Uzbek experts to craft some of the domes.

    Perhaps the best thing about this museum, though, is that it was waterproof. I’d just made it inside when that thunderstorm erupted. In KL you do your open spaces in the morning, because there’s always a chance of heavy afternoon rain.

    A lovely place, and I’m sure our last destination was lovely back in the day. Kuala Lumpur train station, a delightful British-designed building with North Indian influences, was the main station during the imperial era. You can almost imagine Charles Dance emerging in his crisp white suit fresh from inspecting his rubber plantation.

    However, the next station to arrive at platform 1 was the super modern KL Sentral, which is the city’s principal interchange. That meant that the old station, although it’s still used, is known as the Heritage station and has grown rather tatty and unloved, its imperial glory days never to return.

    However I say that as a lentil-munching Guardian-remoaning member of the self-hating liberal elite. As the silent majority who voted for Brexit will tell you, the imperial days are coming back, this station will be what it was in the 1920s and the Malaysians will be falling over themselves to hand each of us our own individual pith helmet. Rule Britannia!

    Until then, it’s a bit of a charming, atmospheric ruin. Let’s go in and catch a train.

    Unfortunately we’re not catching the night train to meet Helena Bonham-Carter at her hill station. We’re just going one stop.

    It’s still got something.

    Eventually the train arrives and takes us down to that next stop – KL Sentral itself. The old place never stood a chance.

    So we get to our last stop, and after checking we didn’t get in the wrong carriage…

    – phew!

    we’ve arrived.

    The train will head south, but we’ve reached the end of our line. Thanks for staying with me all the way, if you’ve been following this blog. I have really enjoyed trying to capture all the fun I’ve had out here so you can share in it too, and I hope you’ve enjoyed these posts as much as I enjoyed putting them together, and that you found them fascinating, inspiring, and, just maybe, even funny.

    So, from Kuala Lumpar, until we blog again, it’s Selamat tinggal!

  • It was my last full day of the trip, so it was time I got away from the congestion, the fumes, the concrete of steamy Kuala Lumpur and headed out to the real Malaysia.

    The rainforest of the Bukit Nanas Forest Reserve teems with tropical birds, macaques, chirruping cicadas, and dark natural mystery. I didn’t see any of the exotic fauna but I certainly sensed the magic.

    A canopy walkway, much lower than others here, and less scary.

    (gulps)

    The long fronds of the liana tree – or as Tarzan calls it, Uber.

    I think this one’s real.

    About Bukit Nanas. It may be that the indigenous Orang Asil called this place “the forest where no one returns from”…

    …a part of deepest Malaysia even they thought of as nature at its rawest and most unforgiving.

    Maybe Bukit Nanas refers to the gods and shapeshifters they thought lurked in the cool shadows here…

    …and in such profusion only the bravest hunters would venture into its depths…

    Maybe all this is true…

    …or maybe I made it all up.

    Bukit Nanas actually means Pineapple Hill in Malay…

    …and it’s the name of the nearest monorail stop to my hotel.

    They’d basically left this bit of rainforest alone, more-or-less, as Kuala Lumpur grew up around it…

    …and it’s now called KL Forest Eco Park, forming part of the attractions around the KL Tower, the telecommunications tower we saw in the last post.

    You can just make out a small part of the rainforest here. It’s that tiny slither of green in the far distance, at the base of the tower.

    Sorry everyone. I hadn’t left the city at all!

  • Kampung Baru is a small settlement of Malays towards the north-west of KL city centre. There are many old-style wooden houses on stilts, but what strikes one is the contrast with the ultramodern city on its doorstep. A third “Old and New” post would have been boring but that just sums this whole city up.

    The minaret of the local mosque (Malays are Muslim) and KL’s telecom tower.

    Thanks to the Lonely Planet pocket guide to KL for directing me to this money shot.

    This house was built by a teacher in the nearby school many years ago.

  • To the tour coach this morning for a little trip outside the city.

    The first stop is the Royal Selangor pewter factory, one of the most famous in the world.

    It’s amazing what you can do when you pour molten tin alloy into a mould.

    Especially when they fetch these prices. £1 was about 5.4 Malaysian ringgits today.

    They also had some Marvel figurines. So it wasn’t just some random outlet stuck in the itinerary for the commission from Visitor Centre sales.

    The largest tankard in the world.

    After a stop at a batik studio (the national costume is based on hand-painted batik patterning) we move onto the real objective, the Batu Caves.

    Not far out from KL, the landscape rises to 400 million year old limestone hills and sheer cliff outcrops. As is usual, where you get limestone you get caves. There are 13 of them around here.

    The Orang Asil, the indigenous people of the area (the Malays migrated from what is now Indonesia) probably used these caves for millennia, but they were only made more widely known by an American naturalist in the 1870s.

    The news particularly caught the attention of one Thambosooray Pillai. Remember the Pillai family from the Hindu temple with the long name? Pillai thought that the cave entrance resembled the javelin associated with Lord Murugan, and resolved to make the caves a Hindu holy site.

    Which it is to this day.

    Here’s the great statue of Lord Murugan protecting the entrance…

    …with some help. We’ll be seeing a few more of them.

    The special event at which Murugan’s chariot is moved from the Sri Mahamariamman temple in town, that I mentioned before, is called Thaipusam and the chariot gets wheeled out to the cave entrance. Specially devoted followers then make their way to the shrine caves in as painful a fashion as possible.

    Oh, there are 272 steepish steps to those caves. They’re crowded with visitors but let’s have a try anyway. Just don’t look down…

    When you reach the main one you find that it is part wilderness

    … part shrine…

    …and part macaque playground.

    In fact, forget the other two…

    All in all, a fascinating place. Now all I need to do is get down!

  • That was nice.

    It’s a short walk over to Chinatown, the historic heart of Kuala Lumpur. There are some older buildings there but it’s a worthwhile place to wander around rather than a must-see in a South East Asian itinerary.

    There were two temples I had a look at, both crowded with incense-wielding devotees and full of atmosphere at this time of year. The Sin Sze Si Ya temple was built for the key figure in the early history of the city, Yah Ap Loy. But it was so packed I felt uncomfortable taking pictures and obstructing people’s devotions, and just took in the charm of the scene around me.

    The Guandi temple, dedicated to an ancient Chinese general, was larger and offered more scope for snapping away without getting in people’s way…

    Just across the road is a Hindu temple, emphasising just how important for all the communities here to co-exist peacefully.

    Built in 1873 as a private shrine for the Pillai family, the family of the first leader of KL’s Indian community, the Sri Mahamariamman temple is a sanctuary of calm if you visit it – like now – when no devotions are being conducted.

    One of the main deities worshipped here is Lord Murugan. Somewhere hereabouts they keep his silver chariot which they bring out for special occasions. You’ll hear more about them in the next post.

    With that, it’s time to head back and take some random shots on the way.

    Taken from a so-called hawker stall, selling hot food from a shack on the street…

    … in my case a delicious lamb fried rice.

  • First impressions of Kuala Lumpur. Huge super-modern airport, decent express train down the 50km to the central station. And then the cab ride to my hotel, through a backdrop of flashy, glowing skyscraper hotels and office blocks, illuminating the super-highways and transit systems ribboning their way across the whole Blade Runner-like cityscape…

    …bearing in mind of course that I was in a clunky old taxi driven by a geezer who obviously spoke no English and who barely recognised my existence from pick-up to set-down.

    That seems to sum up KL. A place in a hurry to catch up with and overtake the rest of the world – particularly Singapore – while still feeling a tad run-down in places where you feel they’re wondering what to do with all this shiny modernity. A bit like Bangkok, but not as mad.

    Up the following morning to do some exploring…

    The monorail, never been on one of these before. Opened in 2003 but I think it’s showing its age. Yes, I’m pretty sure that’s Eric Cantona. Must dash…

    …here comes my train!

    We’re off to Bukit Bintang, KL’s shopping and entertainment hub.

    The guidebooks suggest that the city is really about two things; street food and shopping malls. You’ll get your fair share of both here. In fact I found about five huge malls virtually on the same block!

    I’m not a great fan of malls but I had to buy some shorts so let’s pop in to a couple…

    Chinese New Year celebrations. Lots of visitors from China in town, but also bear in mind that nearly half the population of Kuala Lumpur is ethnic Chinese. The other half is mainly Malay with a large Tamil Indian community. They haven’t always got on.

    As you all know, Malaysia caused an international crisis recently by kidnapping all the restaurants in the world and holding them to ransom in this mall. Experts consider that their demands, that their beloved Manchester United start playing watchable football again, are unlikely to be met in the short term.

    Malls are boring. Time for some history.

    Dataran Merdaka – Freedom Square – is home to the beautiful buildings of the old Colonial Secretariat.

    This was KL’s principal landmark, before the Petronas oil company fancied acquiring some more office space. It could have been plucked straight from the British Raj. The Royal Selangor Club, dear boy, is a mock-Tudor building on the other side of the green square. (The Royal Selangor Turf Club is the space that Petronas acquired).

    The green square underneath the marquees used to host cricket matches back in the day. And a rather large flagpole.

    At midnight on 31st August 1957, the Union Flag was lowered from this flagpole for the last time and the flag of independent Malaya raised, followed by chants of “Merdaka!”

    At 95m this flagpole is one of the tallest in the world. Lonely Planet seems to think it was that tall at Independence. However the City Gallery nearby implies that it was actually constructed in 1990. Maybe they replaced the old tall thing with a new one. We’ve already discovered that Kuala Lumpur likes tall things. And shopping malls.

    City Gallery? It’s a passable museum about KL and it’s on the square as well. Let’s go in. I’m hungry!

    Mmm, nasi lemak, the national dish, in the museum cafe. Rice in coconut milk, anchovies, chicken side, some seafood in there as well I believe. I’m going to have to tuck into this beauty now, and I’ll continue the tour afterwards. Back soon!